I have marking to do, report cards to complete, a blog to write, a house to clean, a lawn to mow, a garden to … what’s that out the window? Ooooh, the sun is shining. I should go for a bike ride. No! I must mark the grade 8 projects. Of course, it would be good to organize them first, maybe alphabetically, or I could lay them out in a marking inspiring design. Shoot! There’s the phone. I’ll just talk for a minute…or 30 minutes. Never mind, I have lots of time. It’s only Saturday and the kids don’t come home until tomorrow, and besides, nothing is due until Monday. I think should definitely get some reports done…Hey! John just played his turn on Words with Friends. It wouldn’t be right to keep him waiting. Okay, back to reports…aaaawh, what a cute squirrel.
So, it’s Monday morning and 4 out 7 class reports are done. That’s over half. Not bad. I wonder if my principle would agree. My blog is done, but no time for pictures. 😉 There’s a picture! And, I can’t get in to post my blog. Hmmm, maybe I shouldn’t have left it until the morning it was due. Bridget, Help!!!!!!!
![Soccer Squirrel](https://i0.wp.com/tea.empresschic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Soccer-Squirrel.jpg?resize=596%2C373)
Soccer squirrel! (I thought we could use a little World Cup nod even though this photo is from December)
![cat dog squirrel nuts joke](https://i0.wp.com/tea.empresschic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cat-dog-squirrel-nuts-joke.jpg?resize=500%2C375)
And this is what happens when you ask Bridget to post your procrastination post for you. You get SQUIRREL BOMBED! BOOYAH!!!!
All squirrel photos & captions added by the Head Empress, Bridget. My justified revenge for Klarissa the procrastinator. May all your male squirrels magically turn into fabulously perfect men…